Today I feel like a migrant. Migrant is a word with its own agency in the United Nations, a word that implies visas, quotas, tents in the desert with questionable plumbing. This is not my experience. I live in a fancy apartment, not a refugee camp, I have electricity and taxis, not border guards and dust storms but, by definition, I am what I am. And today it feels like it.
When words fail, when you've had enough, when you thank your lucky stars that there is one last beer in the fridge, when you are about to tear your hair out, it can sometimes be good to have a quote at hand...
In 1991, in a piece called Imaginary Homelands; Salman Rushdie (yeah the guy with the Fatwah!) wrote: "To be a migrant is perhaps to be the only species of human being free from the shackles of nationalism (and its ugly sister patriotism). It is a burdensome freedom. In most circumstances emigration is the only possible response to the inner conflicts of identity. It is an opportunity to modify the context in which we live every day. It also represents the transformation of values that we need to adapt to environmental demands. It is precisely these changes, typical of migrations, where resides the key to perpetual frustration, or continuous breakthrough."
Would you like an example of the former?
Today I had a paper to write for my Tuesday teacher, a career diplomat who was today talking about the UN, where he had worked a few decades. I was already a week late but my class wasn't till seven PM and all I needed was to write maybe eight pages of text on a subject I'm interested in; shouldn't be a big issue? Right?
Wrong! Problem number one it had to be written in legible Spanish.
Still it has to be possible with all those classes I've taken. I just need the right environment where I shall write it?
How about the Argentine National Library?
It's a lovely place, full of books, quiet and with a scrumptious view. Yeah it is made entirely of concrete, and it was opened by Carlos Menem, a President who was known to consult his astrologer when making important decisions of state.
I pull yours not!
So off I go with my notes and my laptop with it's broken spanish spell checker. The library is strangely quiet. It turns out there is a strike on and the elevator is out. I haul all that I have up fourteen flights to the sixth floor reading room, where the strike made reference books unavailable, but I could still sit and write, free from the temptations of wireless.
In reality not being able to read the books in the national library is not such a big deal as it is rather badly stocked. With the devaluation it can hardly afford imported books, so the government passed a law that all Argentine publishers need to donate a copy of each book published in the country to the library.
One book!
Good news; The Argentine publishes publish more Spanish books than any other country, bad news the one book law is ignored. Much to the frustration of the volunteers that do their best to keep the library running.
They, of course, are not there today.
After three hours of writing I feel relatively productive. I wander past the bored security women below and go home to steal some readable Spanish from the Internet to supplement and improve. I speak to a friend who offers to edit. I gratefully accept.
Some Argentine people are really very lovely.
I have about an hour to correct the corrections, print the seven pages, and go to class. I have already missed my Spanish class, which is a tad ironic. I go down in the elevator to print my papers at my local Internet service and photocopy some pages for school.
The printer's bust and I can't find the original to photocopy.
I am running out of time and moving quite quickly now through the busy night streets of Buenos Aires. I'm heading for the faculty, stopping at Internet cafés as I go.
They are all full.
My panic is relieved somewhat by discovering the original and getting the photocopies but I can't, for the life of me, find a printer that works connected to an available computer.
Six Internet places and counting. I give up!
I'm late, I enter the class to hear the career diplomat explain how in the developed World it is rude to be late for a meeting. I'm the only student from the "so-called" developed world, arriving late for his class. I pass him the photocopies and he explains that he already has his own photocopies.
Well now he has extras.
I sit and the diplomat reads everyone’s names from a list, a who's who to familiarise himself. Seems mine is the only name he can put a face to. Was it the bald head and the anarchist bag or the gringo name, I ask myself?
The diplomat then takes a list of points that he has assigned to the paper that everyone but me has handed up the week before. Mine paper was in the ether, maybe never to be printed.
My name is missing from the grade list.
It is a two-hour class. No break with this guy, so I decide to fake a visit to the little boy's room. I make a break for the door with 35 minutes of the class to go. I run through the ancient building exiting, I search the dark streets for Internet cafés.
The first one is full, the second has a busted printer then the third; Finally both working, connected and available. I go to my site where I had left the file in my email.
What do I see?
Mail site down for maintenance till 3:00AM.
Just give me the gun.
I have my own bullets.
I'll pull my own trigger, thank you.
Why leave everything till the last minute in a country where nothing is all that urgent and people don't care about deadlines except it seems in the University of Buenos Aires?
Posted by: Mum at August 30, 2006 06:04 AMPero, senor, cómo puede usted probar que mi perro no comió mi ensayo? En la mayoría de los países donde está popular la UN, más gente come perros que puede leer. En este encantador país afortunado bastante para tener tal uno universidad, cómo extraño poder uno perro quien comer papeles ser?
But, sir, how can you prove that my dog didn't eat my essay? In most countries where the UN is popular, more people eat dogs than can read.
In this lovely country lucky enough to have such a university, how strange can a dog who eats paper be?
What's wrong with this guy? He still doesn't understand that education, like patriotism, is the last refuge of scoundrels? Plus, the guy is ostensilby an Economist in a country with more defaulted "...manana, patron, manana..." internationally bestowed loans than anyone but their larger neighbor to the North.
And he complains about "tardiness"? Please!
I say that as a "Man of the North" you are entitled to hand in every paper he requires both late and of entirely questionable format.
all my best to you, Tones!
tV
Posted by: tim vogel at August 30, 2006 08:01 AMSounds to me like you are suffering from a very common complaint Tones, the "Putting it off to the last minute" bug , which is very common & virulent. For example, I'm here writing this to you when there are probably nine more important, productive, & necessary things I should be doing.
You 'could' do everything on time, to a deadline etc, but how interesting would life be if we all did that. I praise your procrastination (and indeed my own & everyone elses) as without it, we'd have nothing to gripe over or feel sanctimonius about.
Ask your prof opinion about slow reactions, delaying tactics, postponing decision making and action. As an ex-UN man he should be an expert. Failing that, beat him to a bloody pulp with a tyre iron in the car park, works every time.
Posted by: Brendan at August 30, 2006 11:31 AMAhora sí te estás convirtiendo en un verdadero argentino... esta es la parte en la que confieso que yo SIEMPRE dejo todo a último momento y siempre ando a las corridas entregando trabajos para la facultad y demás... en fin... es lo que hay, no te quedan muchas opciones...
En cuánto al profesor, la gran excusa siempre fue "profe, profe, no puedo imprimir... se lo puedo dar en un diskette??? o "se me rompió la computadora y me quemó la casa, encima cayó mi mamá con mi ex novia de vacaciones y me dio el mal de chagas, perdoneme, se lo llevo mañana, se puede???" Te mando un beso enorme...!!
Flor.
Poor thing, I'm sure in 2 weeks you will be sending me out to find a photocopier with a few pesos and a Spanish/English dictionary to keep me busy.
And between your Mom and Brendan... Ha!
Laners
I once missed turning in major article for a journalism class 10 minutes late. Late was a failing grade. So I used a friends coicidental simultaneous car accident as a cover. Police reports and all, I managed to get the paper accepted.
If you are a last minute cat like I am, you need to be creative. I applaud the sneaking back out of class.